In the first round we saw some big upsets like Lord Denning taking down Antonin Scalia, J-LO eliminating Howard Stern, Judge Dredd annihilating Henry Bone, Harry Connick Jr. defeating Adam Levine and Arthur Vandelay showing Lena Petrovsky what happens when you take an opponent of his stature too lightly.
Do those underdogs have enough to make it to the Sweet 16? Let’s find out!
Learn more about our contestants by referring to 64 Judges 1 Winner Part I and see what happened in the first round by checking out 64 Judges 1 Winner Part II: Let the Tournament Begin!
Here we go!
Historical Judges Regional
1 Thurgood Marshall vs 9 Clarence Thomas
Clarence Thomas went for the silent treatment again. Big mistake!
Thurgood Marshall defeats Clarence Thomas
5 William Rehnquist vs 4 John Marshall
The ultimate Chief Justice showdown. Rehnquist may have had 19 years as Chief Justice, but experience played an edge in this one.
John Marshall defeats William Rehnquist
6 John Roberts vs 3 Ruth Bader Ginsburg
After beating cancer twice Roberts was a cake walk.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg defeats John Roberts
10 Lord Denning vs 2 Lance Ito
Lord Denning’s wig he wore to the bout was tighter than O.J.’s gloves.
Lance Ito defeats Lord Denning
Trial TV Show Region
1 Judge Judy vs 9 Cristina Perez
Judge Judy has made a career out of bringing blonde bombshells to tears.
Judge Judy defeats Cristina Perez
5 Mablean Ephraim vs 4 Marilyn Milian
Milian tried to talk over Judge Mablean. It ain’t happening!
Mablean Ephraim defeats Marilyn Milian
6 Mills Lane vs 3 Joe Brown
Mills Lane knew he had a punchers chance against Joe Brown. Knockout!
Mills Lane defeats Joe Brown
7 Joseph Wapner vs 2 Judge Mathis
The torch was passed in this one.
Judge Mathis defeats Joseph Wapner
Fictional Judges Region
1 Philip Banks vs 9 Judge Turpin
Judge Turpin was giving up way too much weight to Uncle Phil on this one.
Philip Banks defeats Judge Turpin
12 Judge Dredd vs 4 Elihu Smails
Even in the year 2080 Judge Dredd has never experienced anyone with the rage of a Judge Smails.
Elihu Smails defeats Judge Dredd
6 Judge Reinhold vs 3 Harry T. Stone
With his back up against the wall, Reinhold went for the ol’ “banana in the tail pipe” trick. Judge Stone was goofy enough to fall for it.
Judge Reinihold defeats Harry T. Stone
10 Arthur Vandelay vs 2 Chamberlain Haller
Vandelay and Haller are no strangers to disorder in the court. In the end Vandelay was distracted because he is in the process of suing George Costanza in multiple defamation suits for inappropriate use of his name over all these years.
Chamberlain Haller defeats Arthur Vandelay
Competition TV Series Region
1 Simon Cowell vs 9 Pharrell Williams
Pharrell was happy until he went up against Simon who can crap on someone’s day with the best of them.
Simon Cowell defeats Pharrell Williams
12 Jennifer Lopez vs 4 Randy Jackson
Randy looked at pictures of Kim K. the night before his matchup with J-LO so he wouldn’t suffer the same fate as Stern.
Randy Jacksons defeats Jennifer Lopez
11 Harry Connick Jr. vs 3 Nigel Lythgoe
Lythgoe danced around him in circles.
Nigel Lythgoe defeats Harry Connick Jr.
10 Sharon Osbourne vs 2 Blake Shelton
Blake sent Sharon to some beach, somewhere.
Blake Shelton defeats Sharon Osbourne
Regional UpdateBelow is what the current bracket looks like. Be sure to visit us tomorrow to see who will be going to the Elite Eight.